Live While We're Young: We're gonna party and fuck
Kiss You: Let's fuck
Little Things: You have imperfections but let's fuck anyway
C'mon C'mon: Ditched my date so we could fuck
Last First Kiss: I've had this crush on you for a while so let's fuck
Heart Attack: You look hot and I'm jealous so let's fuck
Rock Me: Let's definitely fuck
Change My Mind: Tell me if you want me to stay the night so we can fuck
I Would: Your boyfriend's a tool, so let's fuck
Over Again: You're lonely and I miss you so let's fuck
Back For You: I've been away so let's have a nice fuck when I get back
They Don't Know About Us: We've been fucking for a long time
Summer Love: We had this thing in the summer where we fucked a lot
She's Not Afraid: You have nice cleavage, let's fuck despite your inability to fall in love
Loved You First: Fucked you first
Nobody Compares: You are the best fuck buddy
Still The One: I still wanna fuck
milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

comedycentral:

Happy birthday to the brilliant Neil deGrasse Tyson!

death-by-lulz:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

boo-bickells:

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa

fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa