shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

ggaga:

playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

rabioheab:

if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
U SO PRETTY OMGGGG

onedirectioncutefacts:

thank u my parents made me themselves :D