ultrafacts:

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teenscoolest:

if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

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